Hi. I'm Allie. (:

This is where I keep track of and talk about my goals, complain about stuff, and post a little bit about my life.

And I pretty much reblog things I like.

Warning: some sexual stuff here and there.

dumbyana:

you may be kawaii but i’m kawaii²

(Source: northkoreas, via fake-mermaid)

comedy-con-couture:

WHY DON’T HUMANS HAVE A MATING CALL THIS FLIRTING THING IS SO FUCKIN TIRESOME

(Source: territorialcreep, via fake-mermaid)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via pizza)

shit-in-yer-cereal:

satanslittlewh0re:

illllluminated:

you know what’s fucked up?

that you can be without someone for six months, a year, five years and have mastered not thinking about them, but no matter how much time passes there will always be that moment where you see a photo of them or catch a little of their cologne on a crowed street and suddenly you’re plagued with a rapidly sinking stomach and the relentless question, “what did i do wrong?”

This hits me fucking hard

(via honeybooboolovescheetos5ever)

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

(via ssnowflake)

I walk downstairs to see Grumpy Cat is on American Idol. Best thing ever to happen on that show.